Paris: Everyone knows that I'm, like, super super hot, but I just figured something out. If I stand next to people who get their clothes out of the Salvation Army drop box and can't keep their weaves on straight–like this girl–I look even hotter.
Britney Spears had a big weekend in Vegas, hanging out (and probably sharing STD treatment advice) with Paris Hilton, partying with Mario Lopez, and winning more money in one night than Kevin Federline will earn in all of 2007. People reports:
Britney also did pretty well at the tables, gambling at The Mint, the Palms' high-limit lounge. There, Britney ñ wearing a short, black dress ñ caught a lucky streak, raking in $10,000 in winnings from blackjack.
She also was introduced to Mario Lopez at The Mint. The two, along with a small group, then headed up to Moon Nightclub and partied the night away.
We're all for Britney moving on and finding a man who will treat her right, but a known cheater with marginal dancing skills seems to be a lateral move. At least Mario was part of Zack Attack, though.
In other Britney news, that sex tape may be closer than you think. Website The Celebrity Cafe reports:
The beauty of two star-crossed lovers uniting against the will of an entire nation, fleeing to a beautiful hotel and making hours of passionate romance will soon be in the hands of the public, and BetUS.com will be the distributor.
BetUS.com (www.betus.com) executives announced that they are in the midst of negotiations with singer/dancer Kevin Federlineís manager, Brian Bunnin of I.C.M., for the rights to the Britney Spears/Kevin Federline four-hour adult video which is said to make ìOne Night in Parisî look like a childrenís cartoon.
BetUS.com intends to offer the video free-of-charge to their customers. Non BetUS.com customers will have to pay $29.95 for the right to rip the video onto their own hard drives or video devices.
Let's keep our fingers crossed that BetUS can come through before Christmas, because if so it will be the most joyous holiday in history.
Check out more pics of P and B in Vegas at Hollywood Rag, including one that appears to be of a pantsless Brit.
Britney, close to pantsless, at MrSkin.com.
