Sometimes cutesy couples will leave a little reminder of their love when a significant other goes away. A sweet little note tucked inside a lunch bag. A whiff of perfume on a shirt collar. A pair of soiled undies in a briefcase. Whatever. But Paris Hilton has never been one to do things the traditional way. According to our own personal gossip stalker, Female First, Paris plastered pics of herself all over beau Doug Reinhardt’s home before she took a vacation.
A source said: “Before jet-setting to Vancouver, Paris had her team pay a visit to Doug’s house, bringing over life-size photos of herself to hang throughout the mansion.”
Paris – who failed to ask her lover’s permission before making changes to his home – also hung several framed photographs of the couple on the walls of the property.
Halloween comes early at the Doug Reinhardt home. Imagine how chilling it is for him to open up his sock drawer, or lift up the toilet seat, or slide open the crisper, and see Paris Hilton’s face glaring back at him, her mouth twisted into a gloss-shellacked coo and her left eyelid drooping towards her cheek like Quasimodo. Watching. Waiting. Forever.
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There are girls who leave lovely gifts to remind their men how much they love them. (Always like the ones who sometimes leave their very best girl friend on their boyfriend’s bed wearing nothing but a bow on the guy’s birthday and a note saying she’s be back in a few minutes with whipped cream and cake to get the party started.) There are girls who put up photos of themselves to remind their men just who loves them. (And sometimes those photos are actually meant to be seen in public.) And then there are those who are just plain old batshit bugfucking crazy like Little Miss Paranoid Hilton. What kind of woman would do what she did to their man except thinking that he’ll stray? If I had a chick who did that to me, I’d move Heaven and Earth to score and nail every hot and legal woman in the joint just to show her and leave it on DVD or even Pay-Per-View! Leaving a memento of your love is nice, but this is just creepy!
cant this walking definition of the word whore just go away. fuck.