In today's very special edition of shit you've seen a million times before we will be featuring the nipple-slipping stylings of Pam "Mrs. Kid Rock" Anderson and another version of Janet Jackson's niche specialty, showing off her bazooms while conspicuously covering the nipples–cause she's a modest lady, after all.
Splash News used their super high-tech nipple detecting cameras to break through the protective armor of Pam's Scarlett Johansson-inspired gas-station-attendant uniform and uncover one sadly misshapen nipple.
OK, it wasn't really a high-tech, state-of-the-art camera. More likely Pam wandered out of whatever hotel or restaurant or plastic surgeon's office she was visiting and saw a passerby with a $5 Mickey Mouse-branded disposable camera and shouted, "Yoohoo, tourist, over here! I'm famous! Take my picture!" Then she checked her garment to make sure that no more than two buttons were fastened and thrusted her boobs front and center. Apparently she forgot to readjust her silly-putty nipple before the flash went off though.
As for Janet, she's continuing to glut the market with partially naked pictures on the covers of magazines you've never heard of.
While we applaud Janet for not taking the "Who's hands are these hiding my naked breasts from public view" approach, we're just a little burnt out on the whole Janet Jackson's flat abs genre of magazine photography. We get it. The fat you burned off could be molded into a real-doll version of Jermaine Dupri (by the way, oh God, please don't) but, please, Janet, put it away. Or just go whole hog. If you decide that your knockers are just so freakin' fantastic that the world needs to see them, just pose for Playboy like your Michael-clone sister LaToya. Then you won't hear any complaining from us.
Pam is always naked at MrSkin.com.
And you can see the nipple that changed the face of broadcasting there too.
