We're supposed to find Pamela Anderson sexy, right? She's supposed to makes wieners get all tingly and boingy and dance around and search for warm, moist holes, right? That's the general consensus? Cause we're not really feeling it lately. Something about her aversion to wearing pants in public and boobs that most likely feel like cork-filled bowling balls with rubber nipples instead of finger holes. Plus, this picture? It's . . . confusing. All logic leads us to believe that Pam should look like a Barbie doll with her clothes off. Rock-hard tits pushed up to her chin, a waist too dainty to hold internal organs, and a crotchal region devoid of any folds or holes. But obviously we were mistaken in our assumption. Does this mean that Tommy Lee doesn't have underwear growing out of his skin?
