We've long suspected that Pamela Anderson isn't exactly Stephen Hawking or Einstein or Marilyn vos Savant. Dunno why. Dunno what it is. Just a funny hunch. As it turns out, we may not be too far off the mark. Pam recently appeared on Tom Green's internet talk show, and when a caller asked her how to break into the adult film industry, Pam answered,
"Just marry a rock star. Date a rock star and when they say there's no film in the camera, there really is!"
Well, when you're up against a staggering intellectual powerhouse like Tommy Lee, something like this is bound to happen. "Here, honey, point your tang at the camera. Just for fun, there's no film in it."
"Okay!"
"Now let me just bring out a klieg light and put the camera on a dolly to get a nice zoom shot of you smoking my hog."
"But you said there wasn't any film in it!"
"There isn't, baby, I swear."
"Okay!"
Just a word to the wise–if he's using anything more sophisticated than a Disney Viewmaster with scenes from Pinnochio, there's film in the camera. Has One Tree Hill taught us nothing?
But you know what? You can still see plenty of naked Pammy at MrSkin.com.
