We know Hugh Hefner has a reputation to maintain as a world-class perv, but we're guessing what he really wanted for his 82nd birthday was a warm housecoat, some yummy strained peas, and a Matlock box set. Instead what he got was Pam Anderson waving her MagicTanned bald beaver in his face. Hopefully his cataracts prevented him from seeing more than an aura of orange rubber. Page Six tells the tale of Hef's very special day:
HUGH Hefner got an early birthday surprise the other night when he and girlfriend Holly Madison entered his penthouse at the Palm in Vegas to be greeted by Pamela Anderson, who was stark naked except for a pair of high heels. "She was holding a cake, walked over to him, tussled his hair and wished him happy birthday. Hef couldn't believe it," one Playboy insider told us. "Pam wasn't paid to do it, she just wanted to show her love for Hef." The girly-mag czar turns a spry 82 today.
Is Hef the horniest man to ever walk the earth? Shouldn't his dick have fallen off from exhaustion about fifteen years ago? Or is he living on a constant cocktail of Adderall and Viagra? Perhaps he had a steel pole installed in his wang so he wouldn't have to go through the trouble of getting it up the old fashioned way. One of his rotating cast of girlfriends could just climb on while he's taking a nap.
See what Hef saw–Pammy naked–at MrSkin.com.
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Hef's mentioned several times on 'Girls Next Door' that he uses Viagra.
I'd definitely need it myself for Pam.
I hear Pam did more than tussle the top hair, Hef's lower deck got a tussle of it's own. Along with a Holly-Pam tussle show for Hef after he was spent.
Good God man, stop it already! It's ignominious at your age!