Pam Anderson continues her streak of getting hitched to the most dapper and classy gentlemen in the famous people biz–she is allegedly about to marry Rick Saloman, best known as a professional poker player and the professional poker of Paris Hilton in 1 Night in Paris. SMH.com.au sez:
Onetime Baywatch star Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon, a former boyfriend of Paris Hilton, applied for and were granted a marriage licence in Las Vegas on Saturday, the syndicated TV show Access Hollywood has reported.
Representatives for Anderson and Salomon were not immediately available for comment.
A few weeks ago, Pam had dropped a few hints of the impending horror to Ellen Degeneres, saying
ìI paid off a poker debt with sexual favors, and I fell in love. Itís so romantic. Itís romance. Iím not really engaged. I donít know what I am. We may never get that far. Weíre in love. This is nice.î
Who says romance is dead? These two will probably get married in a Denny's and show clips from each of their sex tapes at the reception. Percy Bysshe Shelley and Robert Browning could have learned a lot about romance from Pam and Rick. "Grow old along with me/the best is yet to be"? Nay, nay, friends. "There once was a trollop named Pam/who had super gigantic mams/First she wed Tommy Lee/Then Kid Rock married she/And now Salomon's jamming her clam". It's almost as beautiful as the love shared between Amy Winehouse and that dude with the hats.
Pam is naked. Really, really naked. At MrSkin.com.
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