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Sex Tape Dude Makes Honest Woman of Pam Anderson

pam_rick.jpgIn a really smart move that is bound to turn out brilliantly for all involved, Pamela Anderson has legally married poker player/Paris porker Rick Salomon. According to ceremony attendees, the bride wore a white denim dress and the groom donned a tuxedo and a "beanie hat". E! Online scoops:

Pam walked down the aisle in the villaís backyard to Sadeís "By Your Side."

Catering from the hotelís Stack restaurant included pigs in a blanket, macaroni and cheese, tuna and lobster tacos, along with about 10 bottles of Cristal champagne. Jelly donut holes were served for dessert.

There was a fake four-tier wedding cakeómade from cardboard because planners werenít able to find a real one in time. They were apparently only given a day to prepare.

Finally, finally we understand what all those senator guys have been jawing about with the "sanctity of marriage" and "sacred vows between a man and a woman" and "holy unity" and such and such. Sade, pigs in a blanket, cardboard cake, white denim. Only "Sweetest Taboo" and Hormel beans and weenies could have made this a more blessed affair.

Pam's mams are available for your perusal at MrSkin.com.

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  1. Scott
    Posted October 8, 2007 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    Kinda weird that a PETA freak would be serving beanie weenies and pig in the blanket.I wonder what the reaction will be from her compatriots?

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