We usually don't put much credence in rumors about who has been offered an overstuffed trash bag full of hundred-dollar bills to put their coochie in front of a Playboy camera. The mag could make an offer to Camilla Parker-Bowles if they wanted to; it doesn't mean she's gonna ditch everything but the feathered hat and pose. But when the subjects in question are Pam Anderson and Denise Richards, the acceptance is pretty much a given. Though we haven't seen evidence of it on The Girls Next Door, we're pretty sure Pam and Denise have a standing Thursday afternoon naked tea and Twister luncheon appointment at the Mansion every week. Pam and Denise naked in Hef's house is probably about as out of place as a dog shitting on the carpet at the Osbournes' house. IMDB reports:
Pals Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards are considering a $1 million offer to pose nude together in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. Both blondes have disrobed for the men's magazine in the past, and now Playboy boss Hugh Hefner wants the actresses to team up for a spread in the January 2008 issue of the publication. A source tells the Globe, "Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they're seriously considering it." Anderson has appeared nude in Playboy a record 12 times, while Richards stripped for the December 2004 issue. The pair became firm friends when they shot mob comedy Blonde & Blonder in Canada last year.
On second thought, maybe Denise wouldn't be game for a new Playboy spread. She would probably claim, "I am a mother, not a bimbo. Nudity is undignified and immature," while filling out a Barely Legal subscription card in the name Charlie Sheen and drawing a penis coming out of his mouth in all the old family photos.
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And Denise has some too. Uh-huh. You betcha.
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Denise and Pam look like they had shitty plastic surgery in that pic, it's pretty freaky.
The two look like there making a hurried exit from a house fire.