And while we're on the topic of boulder-like man-made titties, Pam Anderson is getting married. We're sure the four of them will be very happy together.
To announce her engagement, Pam called up Howard Stern, who was a little confused on who exactly the groom would be. Stern said:
This is my observation about it. Usually when someone tells you they are getting married, you immediately know who they are marrying because there's been some sort of history with that person. I was like, "Gee, I don't know who she's marrying." And halfway through the message she still hadn't mentioned who she was marrying Ö and I am listening, and I am going, "I still don't know who she is marrying."
And Pam's post on her website was just as vague:
Yes. I'm finally getting remarried…it's been a whirlwind…spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I've been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture…it's been sad and lonely and frustrating….I've raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I'd wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I'm moving on…I feel like I'm finally free….I'm in love. I'm happy….I see the light…sounds dramatic but it's true…..I know some women can relate to this….My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they've known for years…time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words….watch!
It sounds like she's really given up there. So that could only mean one thing: She's ready to take her beating like a man and reunite with Tommy Lee. No, wait, he seems pretty happy going ridiculous-facial-hair to ridiculous-facial-hair with Dave Navarro. So it must be Kid Rock. Yes, it's Kid Rock! We get what you're doing here, Pam; you can't fool us. You were sick of everyone always talking about your rock-hard rack and wanted people to think of a different kind of rock when your name came up. Very clever, Pam. You're a wily one.
You know you can see Pam's synthetic wonders at MrSkin.com.
