Sure, we all want to forget our past boo-boos in the game of romance, but Pamela Anderson really, really, really wants to forget. In fact, she wants to believe that the marriage was never even there in the first place, like a figment of her imagination or the Argentinian dwarf or Natalie Portman's acting talent! When asked, on Larry King Live, about her 4 month union to Salomon, an embarrassed Pam mumbled,
"Oh jeez . . . It never happened . . . It was an . . . well, it was an annulment soÖ it never happened."
But Pam! It happened! See, here is the story we wrote about your wedding. Here's the one we wrote after you filed for divorce the first time. And here is the one from when your divorce was back on. And look! In the upper left corner! It is a picture of you inspecting your then-husband's penis while a yellow lab craps in the sand next to you. You can't argue with photographic proof. Especially when a literal/metaphorical dog turd is illustrating your union.
Also something that happened? Pam getting naked, at MrSkin.com.
