Pam Anderson Not as into Up Jumping the Boogie as Kid Rock

We know you've been wracking your brain for days upon days trying to figure out just what went wrong between Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. Well, we've got the answer: They fucking hate everything about each other, basically.

IMDB relays the "Newlyweds of the Year" airing it out for GQ:

Recalling their July 29 marriage in the current December 2006 issue of the publication, rap rocker Rock growled the guests were made up of "whoever could afford to come," adding, "None of my friends were there." He later claims, "I'm not in charge of this relationship." When his new wife attempted to correct him, stating, "They're all your friends, baby..." Rock snapped, "None of my friends were there." Then, in a further exchange, the couple disputed the use of the word 'gay' when tough guy Rock, real name Robert Ritchie, insisted, "That just takes the gay meter right to the end" when asked to confirm he sang U2's "With Or Without You" to his new bride on their wedding day. Anderson attempted to correct him by saying, "That's enough with the gay word. That's not nice," but her husband glibly jokes, "It's a new word. All the kids are using it." The actress/model even threatened divorce, which she filed for last week, when her husband jokes about her animal rights work. Asked by the magazine if his wife's love for animals is making an impact, Rock jokes, "Now I shoot the deer and she saves it," which prompts angry Anderson to retort, "That's divorce right there. You shoot anything, it's over. That's in writing."

We guess the only kind of shooting Pam approves of is done with a camera lens or an enormous eggwhite cannon. Also, we're going to have to side with Kid on the whole U2 thing. Bono is pretty damn "gay." And, besides, Kid's choice of "Night Moves" by Bob Seger is way more romantic anyway.

Pam is always naked at MrSkin.com.