After emerging from her 3 month connubial haze a soon-to-be single woman, Pam Anderson can't stop smacking herself on the head with the heel of her hand and making good-natured excuses for her ill-fated Kid Rock marriage. Recently, she told Howard Stern:
"It was a big mistake, but I was in St. Tropez, I would have married the fisherman on the corner!"
"It was sunny! There was a beach! I was in a bikini! I was doing Patron shots! Tee hee!" That's a perfectly acceptable excuse, to be sure. If your name is MackEnzee-Dawn and you just flashed the nice man with the camera crew in Ft. Lauderdale with your Gamma sisters.
Pam further tried to clarify:
"I think I just got swept up and I wanted to have a family for my kids, but you remember really quickly when you get back together why you're not together. It was just a long time apart and the whole idea of having a family and knowing somebody and not having to introduce somebody new to my kids . . . We just knew each other. We both wanted a family, we both have kids. But when we were together it just wasn't a good thing. We're just two very different people."
We feel you, Pam. 100%. If only we had a nickel for every time we had four wedding ceremonies to a hygienically-challenged half weasel/half man who sings a song called "Born 2 Be a Hick" and used to perform with a rapping midget. If only.
Pam. Naked and single at MrSkin.com.
