Upon rising this morning, chances are you cursed this whole "spring forward" bullshit, but then you turned to more important topics: like old memaws showing off their private areas. Because everyone knows there's no better cure to a stilted night of sleep than seeing a wrinkly nipple or a saggy labia. It's better than a triple espresso spiked with cocaine. After the cut, see Pam Anderson's exposed breast and Nicollette Sheridan's hanging labia.
Now, we are well aware that you've probably seen Pamela Anderson's boob roughly 5,934 times, but that doesn't mean that you can't enjoy it once (or twice) more. Just think of how many times she's seen her own tits in their various incarnations, then look at the expression on her face. It's as if she's watching her firstborn take his first steps, she's so damn proud.
And Nicollette, well, she's just impressive. There are some panties up under that skirt, trying their damnedest to keep all the bits and bobs covered, but Nicollette's lady parts know a thing or two about PR. They know Nic's fresh out of a job, so they're trying to help a girl out by putting their best lip forward in hopes of landing future employment.
Get more of Pammy's mammys at I Don't Like You in that Way, and find Nicky's lippy at The Blemish.
