Glamour and glitter! Fashion and fame! It's not just the lyrics to the Jem theme, friends, it's Oscar night! Last night Hollywood's finest donned their gayest frocks and convened to numb their buns in a theater, sans alcohol, while other people got faux gold statuettes and wept. It usually takes a day or two before hawk-eyed Encyclopedia Brown type is able to decode a nipple slip or cheek sneak or two, so we'll wait, patiently twiddling our thumbs and other protruding, fleshy knobs. In the meantime, head over to Egotastic! to peruse all of the Oscar fashions. Marvel, if you will, over the fact that these people have access to borrowed $8000 gowns and millions of dollars worth of jewels, the world's most famous designers, hairdressers, and makeup artists, and STILL, everyone wore a plain black, white, or red gown. Except for Diablo Cody, who donned her own Urban Outfitters leopard curtains (rowrrr!), skull and crossbone earrings (rollergirls RULZ!) and pinup girl tattoo (eat your heart out, Winehouse!). Suicide Girls with a pen! You just know she's got cherries tattooed somewhere on her body.
