All those tight bodices and heaving bosoms and sheer blousery and not a damn nipple in sight? These truly were the Gayest Oscars Ever.
Ah, but when we're in need of a slip o' nip, and no one else is willing to step up to the plate, the nation usually turns its lonely eyes to either Tara Reid or Pam Anderson. Pam the Mam, while not being at the Oscars proper, was at Elton John's Oscar viewing party and donned a fetching open-shirt-and-double-stick-tape ensemble. Luckily, the tape did a piss-poor job and came unstuck, but not-so-luckily, it only de-stuck from the shirt, leaving the nip covered. Oh well, not like we haven't seen what Pam's got fifteen thousand times before.
More baffling was Kate Bosworth (remember her?).
How can a woman wear a dressing gown from 1946 with completely sheer panels at the beans and not even show one centimeter of aereola? We're not physicists or nuthin', but we're pretty sure this is an impossibility. We blame the post-Lohan breast fallout for this non-show of skin. Boobgate '06 ruins everything in the end.
Kate is much nakeder at MrSkin.com.
And so's Pam, natch.
