Hey, the Oscars were last night. Some people won some stuff, BeyoncÈ attempted to outsing Jennifer Hudson, Ellen Degeneres vacuumed, but most importantly, there were these people who did shadowy somersaults to form interpretations of movie logos with their bodies, making us clap like wind-up monkeys and cry "Again! Again!" Oh, and famous ladies wore dresses worth more than our salaries, so peruse the fashion here and here. In case you're wondering why we chose Gwyneth Paltrow to illustrate this post, it's not because we think she was the best-dressed. It's because this one time when we were seven years old, we went to the Franklin Mall with our mom and ate a cheeseburger and an Orange Julius. We bought some ColorForms, and because we were playing with them during the drive home instead of looking out the window, we got carsick and barfed all over the backseat of the Opel. And we'd never seen that cheeseburger, Orange Julius, and stomach acid color again until now, via Gwyneth's Zac Posen. Hey, you asked.
Once we figure out who slipped nip at the show, we'll be back with more!
Did you know that you can see Ellen Degeneres naked at MrSkin.com? No, for real. You can. Seriously.
