We are but one blog, and there are things we can never know. For example, we can easily find out how much Jennifer Aniston is spending on her third home in New York City, but we will never know the artful caress of Zac Efron's shimmering bronze paw or the feel of Clay Aiken's urgent, damp whisper close to our trembling ear. However, thanks to the internet, we now know exactly what Orlando Bloom smells like: scrotum rot. He is currently dating Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr, and, according to a source who tells Star:
"Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly. Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often. He'll wear the same jeans for a week before he throws them in the washer. Same goes for his sweaters, T-shirts and socks."
We find it hard to believe that he smells like nut sweat and B.O., seeing how Orlando Bloom is a manchild eunuch faerie who most likely spends his offscreen time playing the pan pipes and making merry in a glen. At worse, he might carry a vague odor of milkweed pods on his fingers, or a lingering whiff of semi-spoiled mead and figs after a particularly decadent Bacchanalia.
