If you happened to walk past a middle school on your way to work this morning you probably saw groups of twelve-year-old girls weeping uncontrollably with joy and wondered what the hell was going on. Everyone's favorite elf Orlando Bloom has dumped the incredible shrinking Kate Bosworth. Let the swooning begin.
It appears that making movies for the tween set is quite taxing and not even Hollywood superlove can withstand the pressure. Someone who claims to be Orlando's pal said, "Orlando has said that's it all over between him and Kate and that's he's back in the dating game. It seems they were never together for longer than a week before one of them had to jet off to the other side of the world for film commitments. Kate's devastated by the split but the truth is Orlando has always been a bit of a ladies' man and thinks he's too young to settle down."
We at CelebNewsWire are just heartbroken over this news. This is Brad and Jen level stuff. How often is it that romances begun on the set of a Gap ad come to an end? Usually that sort of beginning spells happily ever after. We are also concerned about what will become of Kate after this tragedy. If the girl skips one more meal her body may just collapse under the weight of that reportedly enormous brain of hers. Somebody send this girl to craft services before it's too late!
