Talkin' Titties with Oprah Winfrey

That Oprah, she’s such a perv. She gets Kate Winslet on her show the day after winning two Golden Globes, and all the talk-show queen wants to talk about is titties. Sure, later in the show they probably talked about Kate’s moving performances or the difficulty of portraying a Nazi or baby puke or something (we can’t really say, because we’re not a 45-year-old woman and thus don’t watch that shit unless she’s giving out cars), but at first it was all boobies, boobies, boobies. But Oprah better watch out, lest her adoration of Kate’s cupcakes be construed as sexist. The Next time Val Kilmer stops by to chat, she better remember to heap praise on his natural bosom as well.