Belinda Carlisle is shopping her life story around to movie execs, and she vainly wants Jessica Alba to play her. Because if anyone can fully inhabit the role of a chubby Valley Girl who goes punk then pop then picks up a rehab-worthy coke habit, it's a drug-free Latina health nut!
It's vaguely hilarious to hear about people's first choices to play them in a biopic. Remember when Johnny Rotten wanted Justin Timberlake to portray him? Good times, good times. Belinda is said to be set to produce a film based on her life in the Go-Go's and as a purveyer of schlocky solo pap. Sez she:
"It will shock many – I've lived a full life and really enjoyed my time as a pop star."
She's "eyeing" Jessica Alba in the lead role, which sends up a hearty chuckle–we would have chosen Kelly Osbourne, at least for the early years. Then again, the promise of seeing Jessica Alba playing drums for the Germs and shooting an infamous sex tape before sex tapes were de rigeur, in which she slurs, "If you can't get sex, then the best thing for you to do is jack off" while her onscreen bandmate sodomizes a male groupie with a greased-up dildo seems like a good enough time. Circle in the sand. Round and round.
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