Olivia Munn Makes Dorks Happy (Both Kinds, Actually)

Do you want to know a secret about the internet? Nerds keep it alive. You might think that the internet’s true purpose is cute kitty videos on YouTube or for you to stalk your high-school classmates on Facebook. But no. It’s to keep geeks happy. Do you think that your company’s IT guy is sitting down in his basement twiddling his thumbs waiting for a pornado to crash your browser? Nope. He’s searching for Tricia Helfer nude. And you know who else he wants to see naked? Olivia Munn. She’s totally hot, but she could also school you in Halo. And if there’s one thing that geeks love, it’s the interaction of hot chicks and video games. Well, that and beating off.