Mel Still Sucks, By the Way

Today’s posts have been pretty lighthearted. Kesha in a Trans Am. Coco’s flesh thong. Lest you think we’re a blog that’s all cotton candy and Lisa Frank stickers, it’s time to sober things up with domestic abuse. I’m going for a Pulitzer in celebrity blogging so it’s time to break out the hard-hitting stories. Here’s the latest on A ASSHOLE, Mel Gibson. It’s like Shit Christmas every day on Radar, as they keep leaking tapes and pictures. Up today are four photographs of Oksana Grigorieva with a bruised face, allegedly at the meaty fists of Mel. Loyal CNW readers already know how I feel about Mel, so instead, let’s focus on Radar’s delicious background colors. Don’t you want to stick your tongue out and lick your monitor? So sherbety.