O.J. Trades Knife for Gun

So O.J. robbed some dude's hotel room with gun in hand. There's even audio tape of the confrontation. But you know, that doesn't really matter, because his defense team will just come up with a cute rhyme and then he'll be aquitted and then write a book called If I Got a Gun and Went Into Some Guy's Room and Stole Back My NFL Memorabilia, Here's How It Would Have Gone Down Except Keep In Mind That This Is All Hypothetical Because I Didn't Do Jack.