So Sharon Stone and her boyfriend Eason Jordan had a violent fight while on vacation in Bora Bora. Lesser humans would cry, pack up their belongings, and fly home. Sharon Stone, however, responded by whipping off her top, hanging out on the beach, and picking up a shiny, brand new guy. All in a matter of hours. We are in awe. And a little scared, to be completely honest.
Sure, we could give you the lowdown on how the sound of smashing was heard from Sharon and Eason's bungalow, and how hours later Sharon looked as if she were meditating topless on the beach, and how she then enjoyed playfully romping about with a gentleman named "Francois", and how she appeared to be washing the sand out of her vaginamabob with a bottle of water, but really, pictures are worth a thousand of these things right here, and the UK's The Sun has laid out such an impressive interactive photo essay; it really would be a pity not to share it with you, gentle reader.
