Nude Supermodels Show Their Nude Superbobbles

Some days we just don't feel like sifting through the immense pile of bullshit on the internet. Paris and Lindsay are jealous of Jon and Kate? (Their thoughts on the plus 8 have not been revealed.) Yeah, we really don't care. Some days it's just easier to look at pretty ladies. Especially when those pretty ladies are also naked. And oddly today's naked-lady-news comes courtesy of hoity toity "legitimate journalism" mag Vanity Fair. It's named after a classic of English literature! Dorothy Parker and T. S. Eliot wrote for it! See, classy! Therefore it is purely in the name of journalism that Vanity Fair put eleven gorgeous topless supermodels on their cover. The cover story is a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the Pirelli calendar, which each year brings us semi-clothed women for the sake of selling tires. We don't see the connection, but we're not complaining. After the cut, nude Miranda Kerr and a bunch of other naked supermodels. You're welcome.