Celebrities have funny ways of owning up to their problems and/or apologizing for the things they've done. There's anger rehab, gayhab, probably even dog-molesting rehab (it would explain where Natasha Lyonne has been hiding all these months). And while we commend Naomi Campbell for not founding the "Cell-phone-throwing Models Rehabilitation Center," her amends seem to be a little weak. According to I'm Not Obsessed, the Cingular chucker said:
I choose not to drink today in my life because I find that Iím allergic to alcohol. Iím not someone thatís in denial of my problems and Iím not going to lie about my problems and Iím not hiding my problems. I have more energy and I have more fun than when I was drinking and I can hang out really late and get up early in the morning with no hangovers and still smile.
What's the testing procedure to determine an alcohol allergy? Do you get the skin-prick test with different spirits drizzled in your wounds? And is she allergic to all alcohol? Or does whiskey make her break out in hives while rum only has a sousing effect? Really, we're surprised that she went this route at all, as we would have more likely believed that she was allergic to a special top-secret polymer in all Motorola products, causing her to scream "Get this damn mobile device away from me! It's giving me a rash!" and propel it at top speed any time a cell phone came within four feet of her.
See Naomi–minus the phone–at MrSkin.com.
