No Halftime Boob from McCartney

The NFL, desperate to avoid a repeat of last year's Superbowl halftime titty, go with the safest, dullest entertainment option they can think of: Sir Paul McCartney.

National Football League spokesman Brian McCarthy insists there won't be any objectionable "wardrobe malfunctions" during the 12-minute Superbowl halftime show, to air on Fox on February 6. He says, "We're very cognizant we'll be under spotlight with this year's halftime show and we've looked at all facets of the show including talent selection, song selection and costume selection, to ensure we wouldn't have a repeat of what happened last year. We're very comfortable that this year's show will be acceptable to a mass audience and won't have any issues." Apparently, the powers that be racked their brains to come up with the artist whose rack America wanted to see the least. Congratulations, Sir Paul!