Ask Posh Spice why Gatsby loved Daisy so, and she cannot tell you. She could not even begin to guess why Othello killed Desdemona. Posh does not like green eggs and ham. Posh Spice does not know why the caged bird sings, and she has no idea how Stella got her groove back. Because Posh Spice has never, ever read one single book in her entire life.
Haw haw, look at the stupid British superstar! Can't even read! No, friends, you won't be seeing Victoria Beckham on "Reading is Fundamental!" posters anytime soon. In an interview with a Spanish magazine called Chic, Posh breezily and proudly admits that she's never read a book, even though she's written one of her own. "I haven't read a book in my life. I haven't got enough time. I prefer to listen to music, although I do love fashion magazines." Yes, frolicking on the beach and spending your husband's billions is rather time-consuming, and we can't blame her for the fashion magazines; after all, they're filled with shiny pictures of fancy ladies wearing pretty dresses!
In addition to acting as an illiteracy advocate, Posh–mother to three boys–also opened up to the magazine about her desire for a baby girl. She said, "I can imagine myself painting her nails, helping her with her make-up, choosing clothes with her." And that's just when the baby is a year old! Think of all the fun they'll have getting Botox injections together and having mother-daughter lipo sessions when the kid enters elementary school.
See Posh's entry at MrSkin.com. You don't even have to read it. Just look at the pictures.
