That picture over there to your left, that’s Ashlee Simpson at the launch party for her new, groundbreaking, sure to cure the world of all ills, like cankles and visible roots, show Melrose Place. Or, to put it another way, that’s Ashlee Simpson before the open bar. Sure, the girl has money (somehow), but she knows a good deal when she sees it. Whether it’s a clearance sale on wrist cuffs at Hot Topic, or free, plentiful rum and Cokes, Ashlee’s all in. What she’s not in for, though, is the public seeing her pubic. She’s learned a few things from those who have gone before her. Things like month-old wax jobs don’t make for the prettiest pictures. So just in case Ashlee wasn’t wearing undies and/or needed a new Brazilian (she probably couldn’t remember at that point), she had a helper to assist her in keeping her legs together while exiting a car. Hmmm. Is that job better or worse than the person who holds Mariah Carey’s straw while she drinks? Worse. We’re going with worse.
Since we want to be just like Ashlee (only with more crotch shots) we’re on the Twitters. Follow us, brah.
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Ah, Jessie’s little sister is growing up. Something tells me she’ll be doing PLAYBOY long before the elder Simpson decides to make it official. Somehow, that doesn’t give me much confidence.