We recently shared a moment with you–a moment in which a fading celebrity was in a pool with a small child and said child playfully pulled aside said celebrity's bikini top to reveal some just-above-the-water nipple. That celebrity was Courteney Cox, and we were totally stoked about the exposure of her nipple. This past weekend a similar situation occurred, but with slightly different results, due to the bikini top in question belonging to Tara Reid. We generally love nipples of all shapes, sizes, and configurations, but Tara Reid's nipple is less like a baby-suckling device and more like a plastic-surgery hot dog–pieced together out of leftover lips and assholes. It's probably 76% discarded Joan Rivers flesh.
Behold, the miracle of modern science:
When we first perused this image we were a bit perplexed. All we were thinking of was nipples, and that didn't look much like what we've seen in pictures, our only source of comparison. But once we realized it was Tara Reid's Frankenboob we were looking at, all the pieces fell into place and we were able to focus on the miracle of the modern age. I want to say one word to you. Just one word: Plastics.
Catch more of Tara's man-made miracles at Egotastic!
Feel free to compare Tara's before nipples at MrSkin.com.
