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nicollette_sheridan_feet.jpgWhen one's last long term beau is Michael Bolton, there's nowhere to go but up. Or so you'd think. Impossibly hardbodied Desperate Housewife Nicollette Sheridan has traded the luscious steel wool locks of Mr. Bolton for the hightlighted Goo Goo Dollsian shag of . . . David Spade. OK! dishes it:

Even though Nicolette Sheridan and David Spade have yet to verbally confirm that theyíre a couple, the pair let their body language do the talking on Friday night.

The Desperate Housewives star was celebrating her 45th birthday at new L.A. hot spot Luau in Beverly Hills ó the same place they were spotted together a few weeks ago at the grand opening ó and onlookers tell OK!, ìNicolette and David were full-on making out!î

The duo arrived separately and even started the dinner at separate booths but couldnít resist each other for long! According to witnesses, Spade winked at Sheridan and stood at her side while she blew out the candles on her cake. After that, the two retreated to a booth where they cuddled and kissed.

Out of all the Saturday Night Live alumni, who would have guess that Spade would end up the #1 cocksman pulling quality trim like Heather Locklear and Nicollette. Next, Joe Piscopo will starting dating Jessica Alba and we'll see Jennifer Aniston sharing spaghetti Lady and the Tramp style with Rich Hall. Who will write a Sniglet about it. "Slurpghetti: (n) when you're slurping spaghetti with the star of Friends and then you kiss the star of Friends P.S. I'M BANGING JENNIFER ANISTON THE STAR OF FRIENDS", it will read.

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  1. Posted January 12, 2009 at 2:31 am | Permalink

    She's just pantywetting and then after all she makes Michael Bolton a bunch of dough………………………………………….

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