We're pretty sure your hottest sexual fantasy involves a spider monkey extending one spindly, bony finger to transmit electronic dirty talk with plenty of emoticons, yes? Splendid. Then this is the story for you! According to our own personal gossip cell provider Female First, Nicole Richie is addicted–ADDICTED!–to dirty texting. Addicted! She can't live without it!
Nicole Richie is addicted to sending sexy text messages.
The star – who has a 10-month-old daughter Harlow with partner Joel Madden – can't resist telling Joel all her steamy bedroom fantasies when they are apart.
Nicole's former bodyguard said: "She is a pistol who says exactly what is on her mind. When she is not with Joel, she is constantly sending sexy text messages, telling him what she is wearing and what she wants to do with him when she gets home."
With someone like, say, a Megan Fox or a Jessica Biel, this might have indeed been a very erotic story. But Nicole Richie's sensuous texts are most likely: "Hey baby. I am wearing an oversized caftan and a burp cloth. I can't wait to get home and eat a baby carrot and then throw it up. Luv u."
