OK, reality television has officially gone too far. We know there's a lot of air to fill, and apparently the rest of the country wouldn't be as happy as we would be if that space was filled with reruns of Mama's Family, so they've gotta film something. But Nicole Richie scouring the States for another Nicole Richie? That shit is ridiculous. What skills will Nicole teach the girl? How to survive on 200 calories a day? How to get her hair really, really shiny? How to achieve A-list (to Star magazine at least) status with no discernible talent, no magnetic appeal, and no job? Yeah, that's probably the key. EW.com reports:
Childbirth, it seems, brings out the entrepreneurial spirit. Just ask new mom Nicole Richie, who's looking to stage a comeback of sorts to the same genre that made her a star, of sorts. EW.com has learned that the former coheadliner of The Simple Life has been pitching a reality show that would scour the country for the next, well, Nicole Richie. According to one exec who's heard the pitch, the unscripted show would take seven girls from across the U.S. and test their ability to achieve insta-fame. Richie and a panel of judges would then whittle down the competition in preparation for the live finale, at which time the winner ó drumroll, please…would be awarded her own reality show! Word is at least three cable networks are interested in the pitch.
We're sure we'd even watch Celebrity Circus over this sure-to-be-compelling broadcasting endeavor.
Nicole will grow your pole at MrSkin.com.
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