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Milk: It Does Nicole Richie's Cans Good

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We here at CNW are sentimental sorts; we just love babies. And do you know why we love babies? Because they have the magical ability to make itty bitty almost nonexistent little booblets turn into full-blown knockers. For years Nicole Richie tried and tried to bulk up her frame, stuffing her maw with greasy burgers and burritos as big as her head, but all she really needed to plump up some womanly curves was some semen in the clam. Way to go faux punk Joel!

Want more of Nicole's nubbins? Head over to Just Jared, the galleria of boobers. It can only be Jared.

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  1. John
    Posted August 15, 2007 at 2:58 pm | Permalink

    10,000.00 % Way hotter with some meat on her bones.

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