What's the best way to motivate obese children to lose weight? Have Nicole Richie give them advice, of course. They'll be shopping at Baby Gap and saying they weigh ninety pounds because they have fast metabolisms in no time!
Page Six reports:
On the fourth season of "The Simple Life," former anorexic Nicole Richie will take on the role of a camp counselor – at a fat camp. The E! series isn't calling it a "fat camp" – reps for the show say it's a "wellness camp focused on eating right, yoga, nutrition and exercise." Sources say Richie and her equally slender partner-in-crime, Paris Hilton, will be strutting around in short shorts. "They are doing five camps in five weeks," said one insider. "This is just one of them."
Nicole will surely be a huge help during crafting hour, as she'll be able to illustrate the color wheel with the contents of her purse. "The purple one makes you really perky so you can spend three hours straight on the elliptical, the green one makes eight ounces of water feel like a steak dinner, and the orange ones are for when you want to be really, really bad: They make celery sticks taste like jelly donuts. Sometimes I'll totally pig out and eat two whole stalks, they're so delicious."
And in case you're one of those people who gets really confused when you see pictures of Kate and Charlie kissing in the grocery store and wonder, "When did the Others build a Whole Foods?", TMZ shatters your television illusions:
TMZ spotted Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie shooting a scene for the upcoming season of their "reality" show, a scene that took careful planning and multiple takes?! Michael Richards would love that kind of reality!Moments before the scene, the "Simple Life" crew briefed the band of photogs waiting outside Hilton's home, telling them exactly what the two starlets would be doing in the next take.
When Hilton and Richie emerged from Paris' pad, the smiling BFFs staged an "impromptu" photoshoot for cameras, before jumping into a waiting SUV which whisked the pair away. Minutes later, it brought them back.
The girls then re-shot the exact same scene, to perfection if we might add, before retreating into Paris' place — apparently do-overs are allowed in reality TV!
Reshoots will really come in handy when 200-pound Becky begins weeping and falls in Paris's lap and Paris shrieks, "Ew, someone get this hippo off of me!"
And speaking of Paris and "handy", please enjoy this photo of P Dog handling the (alleged) peener of Cee-Lo at Dlisted.
Find Paris, naked of course, at MrSkin.com.
And Nicole's not naked, but she still looks hot.
