Hey you parents out there: Do you ever think, "If it weren't for this stupid baby, I could be dancing on a table right now, knocking back shots, and rubbing my boobs in some stranger's face. That would be so much more fun than washing strained-pea vomit out of my sweater"? Yeah, so does Nicole Richie. Celebwarship relates:
ìNicole is torn between being a mommy and being a party girl,î an insider told the publication. ìShe wants to go out and have fun, but when she does, sheís like, ëUh-oh, Harlow needs me.íîìNicole really misses her carefree life. Before Harlow came along, Nicole never had to worry about anything. All she did was party with her friends and go shopping. Now sheís totally overwhelmed by her new responsibility, even though she adores her daughter. Nicole still canít figure out if sheís happier when sheís home with the baby or hitting the town with her friends!î
We totally get where Nicole's coming from. Her life was so fabulous and glamorous before she got knocked up. We've read a lot of baby books, and one of the most common pieces of advice is that it's completely natural to think, "Man, this baby is cool and all, but I really miss heroin."
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