If you've ever wished for a wedding ceremony DJed by Benji Madden (he just discovered this new band, they're called the Sex Pistols and they're awesome; you've probably never heard of them) and catered with a lavish spread of lettuce wraps with a creamy Adderall filling and vegetable spears with a lemon-water dip, you're in luck, as Nicole Richie and Joel Madden may be getting married. Our gossip nutrition coach, FemaleFirst, says:
'The Simple Life' star and the Good Charlotte frontman almost tied the knot in Las Vegas' on February 17, but decided to get Nicole's adoptive dad Lionel Richie's blessing first.A source told National Enquirer magazine: "They picked out matching silver and diamond rings at a jewellery boutique in Caesar's Palace and then headed to the Little White Wedding Chapel where the hovered outside for ages.
"But Nicole wanted her dad's blessing so they went straight to see him when they got back to Los Angeles."
Joel was reportedly terrified about asking Lionel for his blessing.
The source added: "Joel was nervous but he was greeted with open arms and a big hug from Lionel, who thanked him for everything he has done for Nicole."
Maybe Nicole's super-skinny years will come to an end after the wedding. When she takes the one bite of wedding cake that she's allowed herself (the first sugar she's had in three years that doesn't come in Diet Coke form), something will snap in her head, she'll bury her entire face in the cake and chomp away like Pac Man, not stopping until about 2018, by which time she'll look like Gilbert Grape's mom.
Find Nicole, no Joel, at MrSkin.com.
