Here we have Nicole Richie and her crap-pop beau Joel Madden on their way to a funeral. A funeral for Nicole's freedom! Haw haw! She was just sentenced for her December 2006 DUI. TMZ gives us the skinny (get it? get it?):
A court commissioner sentenced Richie, represented by uber-lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley, to serve four days in the City or County Jail (her choice!) — she got credit for one day, based on the six hours she served after being busted. So when she goes back in to the pokey, she'll only serve three days.
Richie was also fined $2,048, was ordered back to school for an alcohol education course and on three years probation.
Richie must report to serve her time by September 28.
So Paris gets 45 days for driving on an expired license, while Nicole gets 5 days for driving the wrong way on the freeway all zorked up on goofballs and the weed? What a world. Anyway, we're forgetting the real prisoner here. And that's the poor fetus trapped in the organ-grippingly tight jail that is Nicole Richie's womb. Right now he's sitting in there, sadly dragging a tin cup across the bars that hold him. Some might call them "ribs". We call them "oppression".
Nicole in her glory days at MrSkin.com.
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Get it straight-Paris Hilton went to jail for breaking probation,not for driving on a suspended license,DUI,drug possession,or being an absolute cunt.Nicole got the standard sentence for her conviction.