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Nicole Richie: Boobs' Enemy

nicole-richie-pregnant-boobs.jpgNicole Richie's decaying, dem bones-style physique of yore garnered her a lot of flak, but now that she has birthed a baby, her average, healthy bod has her down in the dumps. Nicole recently told OK! mag:

"I am bustier now and I really don't like it. It doesn't really fit with my wardrobe, it's not who I am. I am not someone who is used to wearing a bra or having to wear a bra. I really don't like it.

"I like wearing vintage hippy see-through shirts that aren't slutty on me because there is nothing to look at. Now I have boobs so I can't really wear it because it sends out a different message."

GOD. Stupid babies! They screw up everything. If they're not wanting to be held and fed or marinating in a cocktail of urine and feces, they're ruining the lines of your Balenciaga couture.

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    Posted March 6, 2008 at 1:43 pm | Permalink

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