Thanks to In Touch Weekly, you can finally start shopping for baby presents for Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera. According to the mag, Nicole is gestating a boy while Christina is baking up a girlchild. Personally, we think the genders would do better switched, since Nicole's child will be wispy and waifish and Xtina's has a 50/50 chance of coming out looking like this. Dlisted says:
Xtina is back in Los Angeles after her doctor ordered her on bed rest after contracting the flu. She cancelled the rest of her tour and came home. Xtina has yet to confirm she's popping one out.
A source claims Nicole wanted a girl, but she's "happy" she's having a boy. This source said, ìSheís having fun planning for the baby ó shopping, picking out names and designing a nursery."
Well, yeah, that part of having a baby is fun. Wait until the creature actually births and she finds out that you can't just drop it at doggy day care for a nail trim and fur condition. And that babies don't really like being toted around in Vuitton purses. And that babies eat food, which will have to be kept in the home. Oooh, that's right! We weren't about to let this one go without a Nicole-Richie-is-skinny-joke! In your face, world!
Pre-preggo Nicole is at MrSkin.com.
So's Xtina . . . and she's NAKED!
