Nicole Richie was just released from police custody following a DUI arrest. She's made liars out of us all–Nicole Richie DOES eat! She eats Vicodins.
When normal people smoke the wizz and get the munchies, they eat things like an entire box of nacho Bugles followed by a slice of bread with salt and paprika on it with a side of raw potato. Nicole Richie chows down on a handful of Vicodin, then slides behind the wheel for a leisurely Sunday drive.
She was stopped by the police this morning around 4:50 A.M. According to TMZ.com:
The booking sheet reveals Richie is 5'1" and 85 lbs.
We're told her SUV was spotted by two motorists going the wrong way on the 134 freeway in Burbank. The drivers called 911.
When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone.
Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot.
A preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol.
Oh, poor old Nicole. We have to put aside our disgust at her irresponsible behavior here to make room for pity, since you KNOW Paris is just going to mock her for copying something she did FIRST.
Richie in happier, less skeletal, hotter times at MrSkin.com.
