Nicole Richie has pleaded not guilty to driving under the influence. In related stories, Paris Hilton has pleaded not guilty to being a herpes farm, Pam Anderson has pleaded not guilty to having big bazooms, and Howard K. Stern has pleaded not guilty to being an asshole.
We're not delusional; we know that piles and piles of "Dancing on the Ceiling" money can get you out all kinds of legal scrapes. But we also know that when you get caught driving the wrong way down the highway and then say, "It's cool, officers, I wasn't drinking. I just smoked a fat doob and popped a couple Vics for my lady aches," it's a little bit difficult to then say, "How dare you accuse me of ingesting narcotic substances before operating a motor vehicle." But that's Nicole Richie for you, always surprising us.
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