A couple of things happened while we were away. But other than Mischa Barton confirming that she shares intoxication preferences with Nicole Richie, we didn't pay attention to most of it. We were too busy plying our Real Doll with Veuve Clicquot in hopes that she would finally put out. (She has expensive tastes. And, no, it still didn't work.) So we didn't really have time to follow rumors about the possible occupation of Nicole Kidman's womb. Plus, her people rapidly denied the story anyway, so who the f cares? Not us. That is until we read this ridiculously obvious blind item in today's Page Six:
WHICH 40ish actress has finally gotten pregnant for the first time? Her rep is denying it because she's only a month into it, and has suffered miscarriages in the past. Said our source: "Watch for her to get bangs and start wearing hats to hide her sagging face because you can't be on Botox when you are pregnant."
We've got a better solution for Nicole: Have Madame Tussaud's carve up a couple of statues of Nicole in various states of pregnancy and send them to red-carpet events. No one will know the difference, and Nicole can stay locked up at home until the kid pops, assuring that no paps will snap Nic looking like Droopy Dog. Once the kid's old enough to talk and starts calling Katie Holmes Mommy, though, we'll be out of suggestions.
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I think people would notice.The wax figures look more alive and have a better personality than the real Kidman.