We have a great idea: Instead of celebrities having their people release statements saying, "Of course she's not pregnant, you dumb idiots. She's never even had sex. She doesn't even know what a penis looks like. She's never even seen Michelangelo's David. She could not possibly be pregnant," they should just say, "I'm a dirty filthy liar and you should never believe one word that I say. Today I will say Nicole Kidman isn't pregnant, but tomorrow you will probably see a live human baby coming out of her vagina on Entertainment Tonight." We like a little honesty in our celebrity shills. After denying the preggo rumors last week, Nicole's spokesperson confirmed this morning:
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirmed today that they are expecting a baby. The couple are thrilled.
This kid is going to have it rough. Can you imagine if every time you saw your adopted half siblings (which should be approximately twice a year, if Nicole's maternal history is any indication) they said, "Sure, you're an okay kid, we guess, but our other half sibling is the next supreme being of the universe and will some day save us all from inevitable alien invasion"?
