Nicole Kidman may have jumped on the Hollywood "My baby's special; she needs a unique name like Colon Backslash Anal Sex" bandwagon, but she's not all about the latest celebrity trends. Jessica Alba, Matthew McConaughey, and Brangelina may be banking millions off of their offspring snaps, but not Nicky. She's all, "Hell, you wanna see her? Here. Get a good look. Just let me know when you're done, cause she's gotta nurse." Our own celebrity-baby photo agent, FemaleFirst, reports:
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have rejected various million dollar offers for the first photographs of their new daughter.The 'Moulin Rouge' actress and her country singer husband – who welcomed Sunday Rose, their first child together, into the world last week – have allegedly been approached by various celebrity magazines desperate to get the first pictures of the baby, but have declined all offers.
A source said: "They don't think it's appropriate to make deals. They are still deciding how they feel about it – if and when they will release a photo at all."
However, the couple are said to be considering releasing a picture themselves, for free.
The source added: "They realise there is enormous interest from the public and they are grateful and appreciative of that.
"Nicole and Keith have been enjoying their first few days at home with their firstborn tot – Nicole is thinking about things like breastfeeding right now."
What are you thinking, Nicole? The amount of dough Sunday Rose could rake in for you could keep you in Botox shots–and restorative surgery once it's discovered that Botox causes your flesh peel off in chunks after fifteen years–for the rest of your days. Oh, no, oops. We don't mean that. We mean, just think of how many starving babies those millions would feed. Yeah. That's it. That's what celebrities do with all that money. Feed starving babies.
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Way to go Nicole! And just ignore the stupid closing remarks of the author of this article. Duh!