Nicole Kidman Feeds Her Rack

Have you noticed that Nicole Kidman has been looking slightly less peaked lately? Spotted a rosy glow creeping across her normal pallor of malnutrition and subcutaneous botulism injections? That's because she's been trying a very controversial Hollywood method acting trick. It's called . . . excuse us, this word is unfamiliar and hard to pronounce, but we think it's "eee-ting"? "Eee-ah-ting"? Something like that. It sounds frightening and dangerous, at any rate. The Daily Mail drops this hot little feke:

Just as Renee [Zellweger] had to bulk up to play Bridget Jones, so Nicole has already put on 10lb for her latest film, The Reader.

A close friend said: "Nicole loves her new bosom, but she is finding eating so much makes her lethargic and sleepy. She's usually running on adrenaline and has to be reminded to eat a meal. Now she's eating four, and sometimes five small meals a day."

"The part she plays demands that she gets fatter throughout the movie as her character slips into middle age.

"It's a very demanding role because there are a lot of explicit lovemaking scenes. The film is set over several decades so her character changes a lot. Nicole was originally planning to use prosthetics but was told by the director, Stephen Daldry, that it would be more realistic if she gained the weight."

Nicole probably fought tooth and nail against this weight gain (oh God! The lethargy! The lethargy!) and begged the director to allow her to use prosthetics. She probably busted out the faux nose she wore for The Hours and put it on her ass, like, "Here. Prosthetics. This is what fatties look like, right? Look at me! Look at my 'junk' in my 'truck'!" And then she puffed out her cheeks and held out her arms in front of her like a comical bowl full of jelly and went "BOM! BOM! BOM! BOM!" when she walked, the silicone nose bobbling comically on her butt cheek. And the director was like, "Ummmm, yeah. Try a Ho-Ho."



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