Aw, look at People's Sexiest Man Hugh Jackman over there, kicking up his heels like a ballerina in the springtime dew. He obviously thinks that after Nicole Kidman takes her turn, he's going to have a go at putting his mouth all over that deliciously oversized phallus, but he might not be so jolly when he finds out that Nicole blowing a didgeridoo means that her womb will shrivel up like a walnut and retreat, barren, inside her body. The Daily Mail reports:
The Oscar-winning actress blew weakly into the long wooden instrument when she appeared on the TV show with fellow star Hugh Jackman to promote her latest movie, Australia. Aboriginal tribes were far from amused when they saw pictures of the actress blowing into the instrument.
ëIt will mean she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren,í said Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green.
Oh, those wacky ancient Australian musical artifacts. You don't even wanna know what happens when a woman touches a dillybag. Let's just say she better have a tub of Gold Bond, some pipe cleaners, and a length of sturdy coaxial cable handy.
