We know that ever since yesterday morning your face has been plagued with a perplexed expression, you've been scratching your head so much you've nearly created a new bald spot, and you've been muttering to yourself, "Sunday Rose? Seriously? Sunday Rose?" while walking around in circles and distractedly bumping into furniture. And we've been right there with you, pal. But luckily MSNBC has come along to solve the Nicole Kidman baby-name mystery:
By now itís pretty much common knowledge that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban named their baby Sunday Rose, and thus re-opened the vault of bad celebrity baby names.What was the couple thinking? One Kidman source said that before the birth, Urban penned a song titled ìSundayî about his little miracle-to-be. ì(Urban and Kidman) knew the sex of the baby beforehand, and once Keith wrote the song, they thought it was the perfect name for their baby,î said the Kidman source. ìThey really didnít know sheíd almost be born on Sunday.î
Another source said the name is her last jab at Scientology. ìNicole is a Catholic, and Sunday was an important religious day for her until she was involved in Scientology,î said the source. ìSheís still bitter about her experience with Scientology and the fact her babyís name could be perceived as one last jab doesnít exactly upset her.î
Whatís up next for the new family of three? ìTheyíre going to nest in Nashville for a while.î
The Keith Urban song theory we totally get (and we're sure it's a masterpiece on the order of "Hey Jude"), but using your first naturally born child's moniker, the name she'll have to saddle until she's 18 and changes it to something really boring like Ann, to smite Scientology? We don't think so. We think Nicole's saving that honor for her very first yacht, the S.S. Scientology is a Cult Full of Crazy Alien Humpers. And of course the dinghy will be christened the P.S. My Ex-husband Tom Cruise Likes Wieners (and I Don't Mean Hot Dogs).
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