OK, we get it, gossip gods. We promise we will never, ever again complain about Megan Fox saying sexy shit again. We now understand that in today's world (in this economy) that is considered good gossip. We might even start to think of Jon and Kate and acceptable celebrities. Hell, today we mightómightóeven be happy with a little news about Heidi and Spencer. Yes, it is that bad. You want to know why? Because the big story today is about Jessica Simpson's ex-husband breaking up with that one chick, whatsername. We think she was on MTV or something. Much Music maybe? We don't fricking know. Anyway, they're no longer humping. Says Us Weekly:
Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have split, reps for both stars tell Usmagazine.com."They have amicably split but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another," Minnillo's rep tells Us.
Adds a source: "It was an amicable break-up. They walk away from it still friends."
Says another, "They still care about each other very much. This is what's best for both of them."
Yesterday was a total bummer, what with Ed McMahon dying and Chris Brown not getting his ass thrown in jail, and today we have to deal with this? You know what this means, don't you? This means that each of them is eventually going to find a new person to schtup, and likely that person will be even less famous, and then we'll have two marginally noteworthy boring-as-hell couples to keep tabs on. And then those couples will break up and form news couples and then those couples will break up and so on and so on. The only obvious solution to end this madness is for Vanessa to reveal that she's actually a black widow spider who learned to take human form and after she disposes of a mate she kills him. But that would then make her interesting, so it's highly unlikely.
